Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."