The best age jokes

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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