The best age jokes

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 39.47 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 37.65 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 37.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.” “I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” “Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know. “Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, old people
What is so special about the retirement age? "It is the time when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
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