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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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