Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy.
What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant.
What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
I saw the priest watching pornography.
Should I get jelous?
-Johnny, 11 years old.
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.