The best age jokes

What is so special about the retirement age? "It is the time when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 31.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 29.16 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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