The best age jokes

A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
has 36.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
has 34.75 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.” “I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” “Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know. “Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, old people
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
has 34.55 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, travel
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