When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.