When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!