The best age jokes

Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
has 41.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
has 39.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
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