The best age jokes

An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.” Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!” Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?” Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison… “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, old people, party
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people, women
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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