The best age jokes

A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people, women
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 40.78 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, family, military
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 37.65 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 37.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
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