The best age jokes

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 40.78 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 40.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, family, military
A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people, women
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.” “I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” “Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know. “Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, old people
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