The best age jokes

At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 38.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
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