The best age jokes

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
has 40.78 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
has 40.06 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people, women
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, family, military
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