The best age jokes

Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, family, military
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, travel
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 39.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
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