The best age jokes

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 30.48 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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has 29.17 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 28.14 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age
Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, time, wife
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
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