Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."