The best age jokes

Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age
Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, time, wife
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 20.98 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 15.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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has 11.24 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, men, political
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