The best age jokes

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 29.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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has 29.17 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 28.76 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age
Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, time, wife
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
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