The best age jokes

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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has 29.93 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 28.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 27.80 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age
Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, time, wife
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
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