May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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What is so special about the retirement age?
"It is the time when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job."
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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I saw the priest watching pornography.
Should I get jelous?
-Johnny, 11 years old.
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.