The best air force jokes

Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 58.29 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: air force, animal, drunk
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
At school, a soldier spoke to Johnny's class. Johnny felt enthusiastic about joining the military, so he went home and told his dad. To his surprise, this was the biggest step forward in his life, so his dad decided to explain the military to him. "Son, I'll teach you what you need to know about the military. The Army and Navy are the only two REAL branches of our military. The Marine Corps is a cult. The Coast Guard is playing a game called 'Pretend Navy Since 1915'." So Johnny asks his dad, "what about the Air Force?" Johnny's dad explained to him, "well son, the Air Force is like a giant corporation. Just a bunch of people sitting at desks playing Flight Simulator and bullshitting with each other." By that time, Johnny was amazed and decided he wanted to join the military, but wanted to know what his daddy did. "What did you do in the military, dad?" "Well son, I spoke Chinese and shot at the Americans in Vietnam."
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has 41.36 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: air force, little Johnny, military, navy, school
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris