The best baby jokes

How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, sport
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 17.45 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 15.61 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
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has 13.97 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, hospital
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.81 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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has 12.89 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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