The best baby jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 14.11 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.69 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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has 12.37 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
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has 12.36 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, hospital
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