The best baby jokes

Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 26.28 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 26.12 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 24.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.19 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.33 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 21.18 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.53 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
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