The best baby jokes

Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 25.61 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 25.43 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 24.03 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 23.22 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.48 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 21.11 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
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