The best baby jokes

Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 22.81 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 22.01 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.21 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.15 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 19.65 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, sport
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 14.31 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.89 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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