The best baby jokes

Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 24.93 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.16 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.96 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.13 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 19.84 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, sport
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 15.68 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.03 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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