The best baby jokes

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 25.43 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 25.28 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 23.57 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.38 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 22.01 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 20.29 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
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