How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.