How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.