Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.