The best black people jokes

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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has 71.92 % from 1313 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 71.89 % from 1507 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 71.43 % from 610 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.23 % from 1411 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 71.21 % from 642 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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has 71.06 % from 1474 votes. More jokes about: black people
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 70.43 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.20 % from 729 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.96 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.84 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
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