The best black people jokes

What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 71.68 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 71.67 % from 537 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.55 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.18 % from 1376 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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has 71.04 % from 1455 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 70.88 % from 1408 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 70.75 % from 592 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 70.26 % from 621 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.23 % from 684 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.91 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
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