Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.