What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.