There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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