What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.