what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.