The best black people jokes

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.02 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 71.88 % from 526 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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has 71.87 % from 1237 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.76 % from 1324 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 71.71 % from 1281 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 71.67 % from 923 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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has 71.61 % from 1408 votes. More jokes about: black people
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 71.17 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 71.15 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 70.96 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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