The best black people jokes

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.04 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 72.03 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.90 % from 1312 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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has 71.87 % from 1222 votes. More jokes about: black people
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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has 71.81 % from 1389 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 71.80 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 71.67 % from 1228 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 71.63 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 71.30 % from 878 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 71.10 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
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