The best black people jokes

People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 71.43 % from 510 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.28 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.18 % from 1358 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 71.12 % from 1366 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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has 70.97 % from 1441 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 70.71 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 70.02 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 69.91 % from 659 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.71 % from 592 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
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