The best black people jokes

Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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