The best black people jokes

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 70.85 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 70.50 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 70.34 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: black people
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.19 % from 616 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 69.90 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.90 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.77 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 69.66 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 69.65 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.60 % from 1020 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
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