The best black people jokes

Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Vote: has 70.36 % from 238 votes. Send joke:
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