A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.