The best black people jokes

Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.82 % from 650 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.57 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.22 % from 1176 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.17 % from 1090 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 68.97 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 68.96 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: black people
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 68.59 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
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has 68.54 % from 673 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 68.51 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 68.47 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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