The best black people jokes

A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.75 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.62 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.53 % from 623 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.40 % from 1183 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.28 % from 1094 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.16 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 69.09 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
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has 68.67 % from 676 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 68.56 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 68.55 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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