The best black people jokes

what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 71.46 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 71.40 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 71.37 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 71.26 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 71.19 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 71.05 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 70.96 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 70.95 % from 806 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 70.82 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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