The best black people jokes

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 70.94 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 70.72 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.49 % from 601 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 70.49 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 70.07 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.93 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.92 % from 1000 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 69.80 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.77 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
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