Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.