The best black people jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 71.34 % from 901 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 70.91 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 70.90 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 70.70 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: black people
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.66 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 70.38 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 70.21 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 70.16 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 70.03 % from 1007 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 69.97 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
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