How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.