I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.