What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.