The best black people jokes

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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