The best black people jokes

Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 71.30 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 71.17 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 71.03 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 71.00 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 70.94 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: black people
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 70.90 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 70.89 % from 826 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 70.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 70.77 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 70.71 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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