I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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