A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.