The best black people jokes

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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