Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.