The best black people jokes

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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