Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.