The best car jokes

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, life
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, fish
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 76.31 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 76.26 % from 1153 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
You're a redneck if: -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I.Q. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?" -You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up. -You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital. -Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
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has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: car, family, hospital, redneck, stupid
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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has 76.19 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, drunk, food
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, time, travel
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 75.77 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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