The best catholic jokes

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: catholic, Chuck Norris
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team," "That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team." "That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."
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has 55.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: catholic, family, marriage, sport, wife
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 42.06 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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has 38.94 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, atheist, bar, catholic, priest
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 30.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious