Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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