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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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