Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.