Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.