The best coding jokes

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: coding, school
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
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