The best coding jokes

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: coding, school
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
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