The best coding jokes

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: coding, school
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