I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.