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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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