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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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