The best coding jokes

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: coding, school
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
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