The best coding jokes

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: coding, school
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
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