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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
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