The best communication jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 34.80 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
One​ day a British came to India. He met a pan wala. He asked can you teach me Hindi. The betel man agreed. He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta". The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".
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has 25.85 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 24.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 23.37 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 22.33 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
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