The best communication jokes

People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
has 24.45 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
has 23.85 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
One​ day a British came to India. He met a pan wala. He asked can you teach me Hindi. The betel man agreed. He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta". The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".
has 23.37 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
has 21.34 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
has 21.27 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
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