Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
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A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.