The best communication jokes

When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Vote:
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
Vote:
has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Vote:
has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Vote:
has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Vote:
has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, work
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Vote:
has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
Vote:
has 35.48 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
<<<434445
More jokes →
Page 43 of 45.