Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."