The best communication jokes

Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
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has 40.05 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, work
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 36.31 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 35.71 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
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