The best computer jokes

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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Customer: “My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at a British comedy site.” Tech Support: “Yes, what is the problem?” Customer: “The ‘.uk’ at the end — doesn’t that stand for United Kingdom?” Tech Support: “Yes.” Customer: “Just great — I knew it! He’s in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?” Tech Support: “It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges.” Customer: “No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn’t make any sense that they wouldn’t. England is a long way away, they would lose millions not to.” After trying to explain how the web worked, the customer refused to take my word and said she was going to call AOL. A while later she called back. Customer: “Well, AOL said you were correct; no long distance charge for overseas web sites. I do have another question I thought of after I hung up with AOL.” Tech Support: “Yes?” Customer: “Do you think they charge extra for long distance email?” Tech Support: “Trust me — they don’t.” Customer: “Wonderful! My oldest son works in Sweden. He sends us email, but I was always afraid to reply because I didn’t know how much it would cost, so I just called him on the phone. This will save us lots of money! Still if AOL was smart they would charge for this service.”
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, money, phone
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
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