Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months.
One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job.
I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case.
"If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.