Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.