The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
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