The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
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