Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.