The best computer jokes

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
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