Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.