The best computer jokes

Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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