The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.27 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
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