Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com