Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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