Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.