The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
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