Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.