Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"