Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]