The best computer jokes

Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.92 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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