The best computer jokes

Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.44 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.27 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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