Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."