The best computer jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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