The best computer jokes

What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, IT
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
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