What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.