An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.