Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.