The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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