Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.