The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
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