The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
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