The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, office
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
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