The best computer jokes

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.37 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
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