The best computer jokes

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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