The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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