The best computer jokes

Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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