Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.