The best computer jokes

Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.30 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.15 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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