The best computer jokes

When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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