Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.