Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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