The best computer jokes

The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"

Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.

Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!