As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.