Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?"
Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.