The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, life
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