Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.