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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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