Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.