The best cop jokes

A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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has 13.16 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
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has 13.14 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: cop
Why did the policman cry? because he couldn"t take his Panda to bed!
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has 11.53 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?
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has 10.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: cop
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