Joke #2644

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
Vote: has 18.69 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister,” exclaimed the telephone lineman, “I was at the top of the pole!”
Vote: has 52.49 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."
Vote: has 35.23 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop
Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school. Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?" "Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."
Vote: has 74.78 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, dad, little Johnny, school
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over. The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?" The man says, "I slowed down." The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
Vote: has 65.19 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, cop
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Vote: has 42.25 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Why did the policman cry? because he couldn"t take his Panda to bed!
Vote: has 15.59 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Vote: has 88.26 % from 772 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, lawyer, marriage, wife
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Vote: has 76.46 % from 408 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
Vote: has 41.91 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop
The young police recruit was asked.. "What would you do if you were sent to arrest your mother?" His reply.... "Call for backup."
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop