The best cop jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Brings little Johny a can to policeman and asks: Can you please open the can? Policeman knocks at it: Please open the door, police...
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The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
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A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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Why did the policman cry? because he couldn"t take his Panda to bed!
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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?
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