The best customer service jokes

When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dirty, management
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" "If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?" The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, travel