The best customer service jokes

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
One day little Johnny asked his teacher "So you know how most stores have 'you break it you buy it' rule? The teacher responded "Yes why?" Johnny said "Well do you think if you were to be looking at babies to adopt and dropped one that the orphange would make you buy it?"
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, customer service, kids, little Johnny, teacher
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, customer service, food, mean, time
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Customer: Could you please call me a cab? Little Johnny: OK... "You're a cab."
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has 70.26 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: customer service, little Johnny
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
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