The best customer service jokes

Instead of saying, "And here's your receipt," cashiers should say, "Will you throw this away for me?"
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, customer service, food, mean, time
Customer: Could you please call me a cab? Little Johnny: OK... "You're a cab."
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has 70.12 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: customer service, little Johnny
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
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