The best dentist jokes

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 42.09 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama