The best dentist jokes

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama