The best dentist jokes

Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, husband, women