The best dentist jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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