The best dentist jokes

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dentist, golf
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dentist
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