The best dentist jokes

Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, husband, women
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dentist, golf
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
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