The best dentist jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dentist, golf
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist
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