Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.