Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Dear God!" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist.
"That was the echo."
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing.
As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.