I've got something you can take up the chain.
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese