The best dirty jokes

Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 19.71 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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has 18.93 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 18.92 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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has 18.37 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bird, cop, dirty, fat
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 17.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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has 17.59 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.05 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
I've got something you can take up the chain.
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has 16.47 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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has 15.49 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 14.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
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