The best dirty jokes

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 19.63 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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has 17.78 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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has 17.74 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bird, cop, dirty, fat
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 17.45 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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has 17.20 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 16.96 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 16.88 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work
I've got something you can take up the chain.
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has 16.33 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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has 15.37 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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