The best dirty jokes

You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 18.16 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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has 17.19 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I've got something you can take up the chain.
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has 17.04 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 16.67 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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has 15.75 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 12.79 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist
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