The best doctor jokes

Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A: A Ducktor.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, duck
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
A Kentuckian entered the US Army and was in his first week of basic training. He lived in the back hills and was not used to the modern amenities. On the first day, he was issued a comb. On the second day they sent him to the barber to cut off his hair. On the third day he was issued a toothbrush and toothpaste. On the fourth day he was sent to the dentist and they pulled ten of his teeth. On the fifth day he was issued an athletic supporter. On the sixth day he went AWOL.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: doctor, military
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, phone
Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?" Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
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