The best doctor jokes

Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, Yo mama
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, golf, sport
Coming home after check-up, 45 year old Jenna said to her husband: "The doctor said that my brust is like a 20 year old girl’ brust." Husband replied: "Did he mention about your 45 year old hanged to the floor ass?" "No", she said. "Your name wasn’t even mentioned."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, marriage
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