Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!