The best elf jokes

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: elf
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: elf, life
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid