Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!