The best elf jokes

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: elf
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: elf, life
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid