Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!