The best elf jokes

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: elf
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elf, life
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd