Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!