Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!