Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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