The best elf jokes

Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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