The best elf jokes

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: elf
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid