The best elf jokes

Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid