One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!