Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The "elf"-abet!
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!