Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The "elf"-abet!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
