Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Santa rides in a sleigh.
What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Why, shortbread of course!
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
