Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!