Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
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How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
Santa rides in a sleigh.
What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
