Joke #11520

Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
Vote:
has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: elf

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
Vote:
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
Vote:
has 56.70 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Vote:
has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
Vote:
has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: elf, money
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Vote:
has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Vote:
has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Vote:
has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!
Vote:
has 55.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: elf, school
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Vote:
has 55.42 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Vote:
has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax