The best ethnic jokes

Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.02 % from 615 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.85 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
French Army rifles for sale – never fired and only dropped once!
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, military, war
They are going to play golf at the business meeting. The guy flies out there a day early. He's got all day in Japan so he decides he wants to get himself a geisha. He goes to a house of ill repute and finds what he's looking for. He takes her in back and starts doing his thing. The girl starts going crazy. She starts yelling, "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!" He thinks, "This girl is loving this." Next day in the golf course he hits a hole in one. He doesn't know any Japanese so he yells, "Machigatta ana!" The Japanese guys ask him, "What do you mean wrong hole?"
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has 73.60 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, golf, sex
Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ethnic, wedding
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 72.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, ethnic, light bulb
Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football? A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: business, ethnic, football
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding together on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world - nowhere in the world, you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying this, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, unwraps one, lights it, and begins to smoke, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere else in the world produces such a fine cigar, and we have so many of them, that we can just throw them away..." Saying that he opens the window and throws the pack of Havanas through it. Once again, everybody is quite impressed. At this point, the American stands up silently, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, ethnic, lawyer, mean, work
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography