The best ethnic jokes

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: christian, communication, ethnic, heaven, time
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.49 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
Q: Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? A: So they can see the battlefield.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, war
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding together on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world - nowhere in the world, you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying this, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, unwraps one, lights it, and begins to smoke, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere else in the world produces such a fine cigar, and we have so many of them, that we can just throw them away..." Saying that he opens the window and throws the pack of Havanas through it. Once again, everybody is quite impressed. At this point, the American stands up silently, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, ethnic, lawyer, mean, work
Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football? A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, ethnic, football
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
They are going to play golf at the business meeting. The guy flies out there a day early. He's got all day in Japan so he decides he wants to get himself a geisha. He goes to a house of ill repute and finds what he's looking for. He takes her in back and starts doing his thing. The girl starts going crazy. She starts yelling, "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!" He thinks, "This girl is loving this." Next day in the golf course he hits a hole in one. He doesn't know any Japanese so he yells, "Machigatta ana!" The Japanese guys ask him, "What do you mean wrong hole?"
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, golf, sex
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 70.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food