The best ethnic jokes

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.49 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 74.48 % from 664 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
French Army rifles for sale – never fired and only dropped once!
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has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, military, war
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 72.71 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ethnic, wedding
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding together on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world - nowhere in the world, you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying this, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, unwraps one, lights it, and begins to smoke, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere else in the world produces such a fine cigar, and we have so many of them, that we can just throw them away..." Saying that he opens the window and throws the pack of Havanas through it. Once again, everybody is quite impressed. At this point, the American stands up silently, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, ethnic, lawyer, mean, work
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, ethnic, light bulb
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.73 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel