The best ethnic jokes

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Obama and his generals in the Pentagon discussed, and they could not agree on, what is the best time for the assault on Russia. Finally, they decide to ask the French: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The French answered: "We do not know, but certainly not in the winter, it would go wrong for sure." Therefore, it would probably be better to ask the Germans: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The Germans answer: "We do not know, but it certainly would not be in the summer. We have tried, already..." What to do? Someone proposes to ask China that is progressive and always comes up with a new idea. So they asked the Chinese, "When is the best time to invade Russia?" The Chinese replies: "Right now!" Russia began to build "The Strength of Siberia" pipeline, "Turkish stream", The Spaceport "Vostochny", The Bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future they will modernize the BAM, they are building new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, they are planning oil extraction in the Arctic... Right now they do need a lot of POW as work force.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, political, war, winter, work
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
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