The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly.
The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language.
My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?
A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."