The best ethnic jokes

Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 61.95 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 58.12 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
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