The best ethnic jokes

Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: drug, ethnic, fitness
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans... Walk into a fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai."
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 60.24 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex