The best ethnic jokes

Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Vote: has 61.35 % from 54 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Vote: has 61.10 % from 140 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Vote: has 59.75 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Vote: has 58.99 % from 59 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Vote: has 54.10 % from 79 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist


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