The best ethnic jokes

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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has 68.35 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.27 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 67.90 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football? A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.
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has 67.13 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: business, ethnic, football
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, navy, war
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather