The best ethnic jokes

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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