Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.