The best ethnic jokes

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.74 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
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