The best ethnic jokes

Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/ Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.65 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.39 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 50.44 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
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