The best ethnic jokes

An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/ Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
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