The best ethnic jokes

Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
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