There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Said no one could lay her down.
Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of swinging meat.
He took her in the long tall grass,
Shoved his dick right up her ass.
Then she blew one gnarly fart,
Blew his ball two feet apart.
Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of shredded meat.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."
The guy says, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth."
The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!