The best fart jokes

Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, life, marriage
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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