Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Said no one could lay her down.
Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of swinging meat.
He took her in the long tall grass,
Shoved his dick right up her ass.
Then she blew one gnarly fart,
Blew his ball two feet apart.
Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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