The best fart jokes

Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 48.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 46.96 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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