The best fart jokes

Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 48.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 47.55 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
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