Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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