The best fat jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 33.60 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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