"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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