"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"