Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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