The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
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