Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.