Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"