The best fat jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 26.03 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she died.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, fat, insulting
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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has 18.69 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bird, cop, dirty, fat
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