What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fat bird in my car?"