"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
Yo mama so fat she died.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"