The best fat jokes

What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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has 27.63 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she died.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, fat, insulting
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 26.72 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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has 17.74 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bird, cop, dirty, fat
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