Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"