Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"