The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she died.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, fat, insulting
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
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