Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"