Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.