Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.