The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Vote: has 30.20 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat she died.
Vote: has 29.98 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Vote: has 28.82 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Vote: has 24.26 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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