Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama so fat she died.
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?