Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"