The best fat jokes

Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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