The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, medical, Yo mama
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