Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.