What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.