Joke #1861

What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

At Christmas time, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!