What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale.
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So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head.
"I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."