What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale.
They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head.
"I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat.
He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze.
A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?"
The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."