Joke #1861

What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says: "Son, how much do you make a day?" The guy replies: "150 dollars!" The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, and tells him to get out and never come back. A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner: "Have you seen that UPS driver? I asked him to wait here for me!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.