What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.