What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine worker who had a family to support. At night, the VP tossed and turned in his sleep trying to decide which of his employees he would lay off. Finally he decided, the first one to come to work tomorrow would be the one. Morning finally comes and the VP waits at the office for one of the two employees to arrive. At 8:55 Mary walks into the office. "I've got a difficult decision" the VP says, "I either have to Lay You or Jack off." "Oh? jack-off," Mary says, "I've got a headache."
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.