What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale.
They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head.
"I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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