Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.