The best flirt jokes

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
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