The best flirt jokes

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 53.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
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