Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.