The best flirt jokes

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 55.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
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