The best flirt jokes

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
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