I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.