The best flirt jokes

Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Vote: has 59.17 % from 76 votes. Send joke:
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Vote: has 58.98 % from 42 votes. Send joke:
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Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Vote: has 55.71 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Vote: has 54.49 % from 65 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Vote: has 54.15 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean


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