Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.