The best flirt jokes

Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.73 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
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