Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.