The best flirt jokes

Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
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