The best flirt jokes

Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 54.81 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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