The best flirt jokes

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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Do you squat here often?
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Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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