The best flirt jokes

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
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