The best flirt jokes

Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
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