I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.