The best flirt jokes

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
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