After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game."
"What's your word?" the host
replied.
"Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror.
He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!'
The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Vote:
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Vote:
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.