An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Vote:
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."