The best football jokes

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
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