The best football jokes

After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: football, game
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
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