The best football jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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