Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror.
He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!'
The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Vote:
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep!
So do you abuse me in your sleep!
Football Player: Coach, It is just not true!
Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!
Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Vote:
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."