The best football jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
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