Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."