The best football jokes

After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: football, game
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
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