The best football jokes

Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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