The best football jokes

Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: football, game
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
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