Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."