The best football jokes

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
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