What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror.
He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!'
The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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