The best football jokes

Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: football, game
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
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