The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!