Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!