The best football jokes

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, football