The best football jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, football