The best football jokes

An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, football
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