Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.