The best friendship jokes

When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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has 67.67 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: friendship, new year
John: "Hey can I borrow some money? I'm broke." Michael: "Get money from your job." John: "I got fired." Michael: "Why?" John: "My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside." Michael: "This is why we are friends."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life, management, money, work
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, Valentines day
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!" The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, friendship
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean